Get ready for the music event of the year. The video for “True Survivor” is David Hasselhoff’s greatest gift to humanity.
(Spoiler alert!) The description reads like a Stefon sketch from SNL. “This video has everything. Hockey masks, monochrome computer screens, Conan the Barbarian’s girlfriend. That German guy from Baywatch.”
Seriously, I haven’t even scratched the surface yet.
Just watch it. You’re welcome, readers. And danke — DANKE — Mr. The Hoff.